Even More Idiots
Monday, November 13th, 2000 | Author: David Morris

This week, ALL our phones went dead, and I had to call the phone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, he asked, “Would you like us to call before we come?” He also requested that we report future outages by e-mail.

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

Category: Weird & Stupid