Prison or Work?
Friday, March 19th, 2004 | Author: David Morris

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON … you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
AT WORK … you spend the majority of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

IN PRISON … you get three meals a day.
AT WORK … you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK … you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON … the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK … you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON … you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK … you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON … you get your own toilet.
AT WORK … you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK … you can’t even speak to your family.

IN PRISON … the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK … you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON … you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK … you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON … you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK … they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK !!

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