… To Change A Light Bulb?
Tuesday, March 16th, 1999 | Author: David Morris

How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to crack under the pressure.

How many UNC-Wilmington students does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. Two to change the bulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

How many Queens students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to throw the old bulb at UNC-Charlotte students.

How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

How many NC State students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill.

How many Western Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Cullowhee doesn’t have electricity.

How many Appalachian students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body, there’s nothing better to do on weekends.

How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Elon College students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s what the maids are for.

How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes six years.

Category: Academia