Why Men Are Just Happier People
Thursday, April 08th, 2004 | Author: David Morris

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?

1) Your last name stays put.
2) The garage is all yours.
3) Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4) Chocolate is just another snack.
5) You can be president.
6) You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7) You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
8) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9) You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
10) Same work, more pay.
11) Wrinkles add character.
12) Wedding dress – $5000; tux rental – $100.
13) The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
14) New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15) One mood, ALL the time.
16) You know stuff about tanks.
17) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
18) You can open all your own jars.
19) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
20) If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
21) Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
22) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23) You almost never have strap problems in public.
24) You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25) Everything on your face stays its original color.
27) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
28) You only have to shave your face and neck.
29) You can play with toys all your life.
30) One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
31) You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32) You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
33) You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier!

Category: Men vs. Women