Love & Money
Monday, April 10th, 2000 | Author: David Morris

A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!”

The husband says, “That great! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The wife yells back, “It doesn’t matter, just get OUT!”

Category: Men vs. Women