More Married Life
Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Author: David Morris

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

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How do men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.

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Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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First Guy (proudly) : “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a 10-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”

Category: Men vs. Women