Top Ten Homer Simpson Comments
Wednesday, March 18th, 1998 | Author: David Morris

1) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

2) Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

3) Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!

4) D’oh!

5) Woohoo!

6) Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh…

7) Be quiet, Brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.

8) Hmmmmmmm, Donughts.

9) Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy’s boat!

10) If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, its that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxy and such and such…

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